Friday Funny: Anti Monkey Butt
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile. Those of you who are competitors might be familiar with the term “Monkey butt”. If you aren’t it is rather disturbing yet amusing. The short version… When you have glue stuck to your butt after a competition and it won’t come off it’s “Monkey butt”. It’s not a pleasant sight for anyone.
Doug Martin sent me this image of a product called “Anti Monkey Butt”. How funny is that?!
A look at the Anti-Monkey Butt Powder.
Sorry competitors, this product won’t help with your version of the monkey butt although there is a ladies version of the product.
So what does Anti Monkey Butt do? Antimonkeybutt.com states:
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. It is Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!
Thanks for the heads up on the amusing product Doug!
That is soo funny!!
ah, yes the monkey butt…..all too familiar….not too pretty
OMG….TOO FUNNY!!!
LOL!! The funny thing about this for me, is that yesterday, after I read this story, I actually saw 3 bottles of this stuff at the checkout counter at (of all places) ACE HARDWARE!!
I believe the first “monkey butt” episode in history involved myself, Kristen Nagrani, hardware adhesive, a competition suit and a butter knife at the NPC Pittsburgh…it WASN’T pretty!!
I work in a gym and someone left this in their cubby. I thought it was the funniest thing ever!
Ha No way! i bet it would be a great seller here in Phoenix…we like to call it “SWASS” or “SWAMP*SS” lol!
anti-monkey butt to the rescue! lol!